For real?

It's snowing right now? Come on this is getting ridiculous!!! I just want summer to be here. I just want to feel the sand in volleyball squeezing through my toes, the wind blowing my long, blond, wavy hair as I prepare to tee off, the feel of the ball slammin' into my glove, and the water splashing against my rock hard abs [ :( not ]. But yeah I'm down for summer to get here now!

Illegal Move

I was using the restroom at school today. I went to the far right urinal out of the 3 (all of which are the same height). Some guy comes and and goes in the middle one right next to me. Not a cool move at all. Man law #6 states "Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal." And there were no dividers... come on seriously...

The TriFecta

Yes, it is true. This is the start to an end, well for the trio and tri atleast. We already have a whole year booked, so if you're wanting us, you're gonna have to make reservations for next year, sorry guys. The picture I put together in 20 minutes at school using paint(Thanks Paint for always being there). Look out.

How many licks?

How many licks does it really take?
According to Mr. Owl it takes "One, A Two-Hooo, Three....*crunch*Three."
When I counted though I got past three in a few seconds, and I wasn't even close to being done. So I wonder how they can put those commercials up when its not even true at all. And even if you bite it on the third time, there will still be more sucker left on the stick. So what the heck, I don't even get why anyone cares how many licks it takes. All that matters is that it is amazingly delicious and has a tootsie roll in the middle. Oh and one more thing, who actually licks these things seriously? Doesn't everybody just put the sucker in your mouth and just suck on it, or have I been doing it wrong? Man all because some little drop-out kid asked a question, a meaningless, time wasting question.

Thinking about the past

For some reason, while I was working tuesday I thought of something that happened at work about a year ago while I was still a bagger at Jewel-Osco(now im in produce :)) The service desk manager asked ME to do something for her. She had a bag full of scratch tickets. I'm talking about a big garbage bag full, not just a lunch bag full. She wanted ME to take the bag to the dumpster. I did and nothing happened. But now that I think about it, there was hundreds of dollars in that bag, if not thousdands. All I had to do was poke a hole in the bag and take some, or come back later that night and get the whole bag!

I'm not possitive but I think even if they have already been turned in, you can still use them again. Thats the vibe she gave me atleast, she was like "Make sure you dont set them down anywhere, and noone else touches them, just bring them straight to the dumpster." And now that I think about it, it would have been so easy to take them. I think they rip them in half now, but the bag I had they were all whole.

Would I take some if the incedent happened today? No, but its still the concept. Whats the point to this? There isnt a point, I just thought about it 2 days ago and thought "Wow, I coulda had alot of cashola if your following me" But oh well. Just a little story for my readers... oh wait.

Well... you know...

Free wash

Today they were messing with some water stuff by my house. My yard has a fire hydrant in it, which they had spraying off in the street for some reason. They had the road blocked off, but I could still go by it if i wanted to. I started thinking, "man, this is a waste of water for real!!!" Then it hit me. I look at my fairly dirty car and just nod my head up and down, cause i know whats about to go down. And the nice thing is, I was thinking about going to get it washed later anyways! But, back to the story So I drive my car through and then back around to get it all nice and wet. Then I just smother it with car soap and rub it in a little. Take it back in for a high pressured rinse, and bam. I love a free wash that doe better then all of the other car washes I've been too. Heres some pics.

Just Another Day

Yes this is my original blog picture. I did photoshop john out in the current photo. He was mad at me so I have been forced to put this original piece up. John I love you man, but this is my blog, not yours.